That one looks Austin Powers, and he looks like he’s Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
– Christina

Look at her! She’s dressed like a pimp!
– Christina





i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

wild from start to finish

i can’t breathe

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my anaconda don’t…


my anaconda don’t…


My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun


(Source: batfag, via idiotfather)

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.
– John Howard

(Source: inhabitude)

Lone Wolf.

→ The Charter School Profiteers

When I was hired by Plymouth Educational Center (PEC), I was charmed by the school’s curbside appeal and enjoyed believing that I was working at one of the “good” choices — a solution. There was a manicured front lawn, freshly painted hallways, and a brand new million-dollar football complex — Kilgore Field, named after the school’s superintendent, Jessie E. Kilgore. PEC appeared to be an educational wellspring in the desert of Detroit’s failing schools. But like all mirages, reality catches up.

As I’d eventually discover, mismanagement and opportunistic “education entrepreneurs,” more than pedagogical excellence, defined the charter school system that was supposed to be serving students like Jenay.

(Source: azspot)



But if the US wages war on terror, why isn’t Israel being invaded for terrorizing Gaza?

because Israel only has negligible reserves of crude oil

(via voraciousexpectations)